LONDON, UK – Man has sex with pile of leaves in alcohol, drug-induced episode.
You have to wonder what this guy was thinking.
Michael Golsorkhi, 26, is serving eight weeks in a U.K. jail after he drunkenly attempted to have sex with a pile of leaves in the parking lot of a hotel in the town of Stockport, Southeast of Manchester.
Families dining in the Beefeater pub next door had a clear sightline of Golsorskhi’s bare behind as he thrust himself into the leaves.
Hotel staff confronted the 26-year-old who pulled up his underwear and escaped into nearby bushes, where he hid for 10 minutes before the police showed up and asked him to come out.
“We saw a white male with his trousers down and we could see his bum. There was nothing between me and this male, he was about a car length away from me and he appeared to be having sex,” an unnamed staff member at the hotel said in a statement.
The statement claimed the staff member shouted at Golsorkhi: “What are you doing, you dirty bastard.”
The drunk man who ran into the bush after Premier Inn workers shouted at him, committed the said act at a carpark outside a Beefeater pub where families were eating at Stockport, Greater Manchester shortly before 8pm on September 16. Recounting how the incident occurred, a hotel staff said the convict gave no explanation for what he was doing after being caught acting suspiciously.
‘We saw a white male with his trousers down and we could see his bum,’ it continued.
‘There was nothing between me and this male, he was about a car length away from me and he appeared to be having sex.
‘At one stage I shouted to him: “What are you doing, you dirty b******” and he then leapt up, pulled his trousers up and sat in the bushes.’
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Golsorkhi who had a cocktail of booze, cannabis and cocaine, pleaded guilty to charges of public indecency and possessing cannabis.
Magistrate Edward Tasker told Golsorkhi: ‘Think about your life. Make sure you do go out and seek help. Unfortunately for you, it is you who have found yourself in this position.’
He was handed an eight weeks jail sentence and also ordered to pay a $158 fine.
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